Retirment Community Applications Accepted Here

I work in a nursing home- because of such I have given a lot of thought to where I would want to end up in my elder years. I have devised the beginning plans of changing Liberty Hill into a retirement community. I will be taking peoples buy-in at the approximate age of 40 through retirement. I plan to have crazy golf carts- camp fires- ridiculously great living areas. We will employ the normal staff- so make a fortune and invest it- and get ready to retire in the most awesome manner. If nothing else remember your kids are done with you at about 80 and you need to be able to yell at people, throw things at them, and chase them down with a golf cart when they try to give you your meds. Of course these employees will be signing major release statements. My new retirement community will be giving first dibs to experienced nurse, doctors, lawyers, and financial reps who wish to retire in style and watch over the facility!

I would also like to mention this retirement community will own a place in Miami for the winters. I love Miami- and I think it is very important to spend the winters in warm weather and rub it in your loved ones faces.

Also, if you are not from the Central Illinois Region we could probably work on a proposal for starting a crazy fun home for you in the Chicago suburbs- but I cannot guarantee you golf cart shenanigans!