Nor’easter def: Hella Lot Snow Mixed with Crazy Blond Driver
So I went to work today and treated it like any other day- well okay I made Margarita’s minus the tequila- decorated the CFO’s office like Jimmy Buffet Exploded and wore a floor length sundress to help celebrate- all the while it snowed outside
So it SNOWED- and then it SNOWED- and while I was working it SNOWED- so when I left work it was a bit of bitch to say the least- but the upside- my boss has this crazy cool thing that removes snow from cars- its like a swiffer that doesn’t swivel and…..I just Googled it- it’s called a Sno Brum- …..and HE had most of the snow cleaned off my car before I got out of the building-and of course the great thing for my boss’ peace of mind was that my camera battery died and I could not document my journey home in this snow storm-
So I drove home- at speeds varying but never exceeding 35 mph- good times- especially since a major traffic signal was out- – but when I went home there were about 12 people on the roads- if that- so that wasn’t a big deal to drive thru-
So I make it on the major expressway- and go 35 mph- and if you know me- you know I have zero patience for driving slow- so in an effort to DRIVE SAFELY- I tried very hard not to pass the cars in front of me- but some people just suck at driving and the snow doesn’t change that- it just slows everything down and gives me more time to notice- so I passed a few people-(okay I passed 7 people but 4 of them were in chain of slowskies)- on roads that are normally 3 lanes wide- and were barely driveable in one lane-BUT it’s not like I was alone in these actions- and that is my defense- they did it first
WHILE driving home I definitely saw a very funny documentable moment- damn dead camera battery- the sign for the beach weather report station- covered in snow – and two noteworthy cars off the side of the road- I’m talking crazy greatness- and THEN
I look at the traffic on other side of the express way and think—- that car is driving the wrong way- that car is driving at traffic am I crazy- did I have a real margarita at work and forgot it–NOPE- the car was driving in the wrong direction- totally stopped did a 3 point turn in front of a bunch of on coming traffic- so I’m not sure what the hell happened if they spun out- and got turned around- but wow- I’m adding that to my life list
I made it home-
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